Whether You Like It or Not

This is probably only funny to me because i live in San Francisco, where leather-clad rollerbladers wave their ding dongs at chinese 3rd graders on a regular basis, but i'm going to put them up anyway. You can literally streak down Powell street frothing with a mouthful of pcp without reeeeaaaally offending anyone, simply for the fact that you're the only one there not asking anybody for money. But here, get a load of this nightmare that could potentially be coming to bite you in the republican-mom ass if we continue to let girls marry girls.



And, if you think little girls wondering if it might be okay to marry princesses someday are scary, just look at how scary mayor Gavin Newsom is. Why, from that clip they play over and over again, it seems as though he might be out of his crazy-cheat-on-his-girlfriend-all-the-time mind! And he must be, obsessing over these gays trying to have "civil rights" or whatever.



This ad makes it sound as though gay marriage is going to be mandatory for everyone soon. You're going to have to divorce your wives, send the kids off to gay camp, and accept the fact that somebody resembling Rip Taylor is going to have their way with you every day, whether you like it or not.