While i've been unsuccessful in baiting responses from different morons for two potentially great blog posts-to-be last week, i guess i'll have to settle for something like this, which i actually saw on television around 3 in the morning a few nights ago. Now, i can handle the nature of programming to slide into the depths of pathetic pandering toward the elderly, obese, and gullible dropouts looking for online degrees once it gets to that time of night. I know i shouldn't ever have the thing on during those hours, and it reflects poorly on me. But still. Can't i still fall out of my chair, no matter what time it is, when something like this comes on?
I don't know where to start, but i think the thing that stands the test of time is the woman yelling BinGOH! with that strange farm animal noise she makes at the very end. You might think the guy trying to score with the ladies at the sweet party they're all at is the best one. Did anyone under 65 ever actually buy it for that? Impossible, i say. Then i like the hunter, who obviously isn't even holding a gun, and looks a lot more terrified in his acting than someone might be who was trying to sneak up on a full grown canadian moose wearing a 14 dollar hearing aid. They've seemed to actually embrace the concept of Loud N Clear altering your reality altogether, as shown by the shrunken child voices and the woman in the pink top clearly experiencing an acid trip in the woods. But no, your favorite is grandma, just trying to sing at church, and a glimpse of her happy life around the retirement home. Making friends. Playing games. Its like summer camp, only you can't leave until, you know. At least someone is selling them these.
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Jumping the shark is a colloquialism used by TV critics and fans to denote that point in a TV show or movie series' history where the plot veers off into absurd story lines or out-of-the-ordinary characterizations, undergoing too many changes to retain the original appeal of the series. Shows that have "jumped the shark" are typically deemed to have passed their peak as after this point critical fans can point to a noticeable decline in the show's overall quality.
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james wilkins
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the elderly sure are paranoid.
this reminds me of the time we saw the special olympics being broadcast, and they had the long jump event, and the woman kind of stumbled down the track and then didn't even jump, just kind of fell onto the sand, then they stood her up and everyone cheered and they gave her a medal.
so yeah, I demand a blog post about the purpose of broadcasting the special olympics if not for deranged amusement by misanthropes like me.
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