Below is the transcript of a recent little talk i had with a nice girl named Lydia, one of about fifteen "girls" that contact me everyday via MSN instant messenger, a tool i once used religiously to talk to high school friends that has since been overrun by digital prostitutes, wandering Al Gore's seedier corridors in search of their next impressionable victim's credit card digits. Does anyone fall for this anymore, and more importantly, are there human beings involved in any part of the process? I tried to get through to Lydia. Also note, to the editor's chagrin, any and all attempts to translate Lydia's weird cornucopia of happy face icons were lost in translation. The editor offers his apologies.
Lydia says:
Hi
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
Lydia, maybe you can answer this for me
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
how can i get you infernal virtual bastards to stop pestering me
Lydia says:
hey, A/S/L?
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
you're avoiding the question
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
seeing as you're probably a middle aged japanese man
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
i'd think you're more than equipped to help me out
Lydia says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
62/M/Buffalo NY
Lydia says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
Lydia you're a robot
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
aren't you.
Lydia says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
what's the capital of alaska
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
state capitals turn me on more than anything
Lydia says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janeroom fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
i like where your head is at
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
don't get me wrong
Lydia says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
you need your privacy, i understand
Lydia says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
It's Not So Bad in Islamabad... says:
OH SHIT.. well thanks for the talk, and looking forward to hearing from you again in 12 mins! ttylotfllol!
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