Good thing i'm getting this out there before tomorrow afternoon, lest anyone was considering violently throwing a half-thawed turkey into a vat of overflowing 500 degree oil to celebrate our first harvest at Plymouth in 1621. Personally, i was planning on tying a turducken to a tree and just firing rockets at it with my new Panzerfaust III (thanks, ebay!) until i saw that the turkey had been sufficiently defeated, upon which a circle of my closest friends would sing "do you believe in magic" and pick through the assortment of bones and tree bark to put together some pretty unique necklaces. Tradition, you know? It's what America is all about.
Folks, there's a lot of danger out there, and a large amount of it happens to be lurking. In fact, in a google search for "danger lurking" you'll find it's currently residing most in: bottles of red wine, the tour de france crowd, your clothes dryer, public wi-fi, barack obama's tax policy, and flu shots. Really, you're best off not trusting anything. And that means you, old people, small lizards, and snow.
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RE: That Panzerfaust III. Christmas is just around the corner !
it looks like all you need is a fire fighters outfit and get away real quick and let the thing cook after the initial explosion. I wonder how many people have been injured while getting out of bed since 1998, or perhaps while brushing their teeth??
recke
Got another good one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBiZtfjioU&eurl=http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2008/12/according_to_nist_your_christm.php&feature=player_embedded>
phoven
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