One and all, to the
real bear mountain picnic. Introducing:
Jumping The Shark, your new and improved primary source for information in the world. Move over 'Daily Show' and 'the Koran' and 'writing on the bathroom stall door.'
The Shark will function as the next 21st century conduit for western civilization as we know it. No poetry. No pedometers. No baseball. Still, somehow fun. Think 'The Straight Talk Express' meets Ralph Macchio's underpants drawer.
Actually i expect it to be more like this:
Only the character of Dorothy will be played by Cameron Turner. And the good witch will be Dennis Kucinich's hot wife. And you all know who i am. Here to cash in on a good time.
Down, down, down we go. I was headed this direction anyhow. Welcome aboard.
1 comment:
so wait... this is your pop culture blog? is that the idea? because, if so, I cannot even believe that you've yet to bring up the Swedish Bikini Team: an organization that both you and I know are responsible for keeping the clockwork of the Great Machine of History well-greased,and which controls stock markets both domestic and foreign, invented the barbecue grill and origami, and who are actually baby elephant seals in totally hot disguises.
so yeah. more hot seal-babes, please.
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